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No really, she did.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s just say that my idealistic dog dreams are about as connected with reality as anything idealistic ever is.<\/p>\n

But then, on the other hand, there\u2019s this, which will actually make you a better person:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/vimeo.com\/31097706<\/a>\n

But only if you apply these lessons you\u2019ve learned herein to your real life.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m still working that part out.<\/p>\n

In any case, you\u2019re welcome, because your life is undoubtedly 3000% better now.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

PS: If you\u2019re a total sci-fi TV geek, you\u2019ll squeal like a fangirl when I tell you that Joss Whedon is one of Bad Horse cowboy chorus guys<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"