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\"Conversational-Ogre\"<\/a>
morano.vincent<\/a>, Flickr C.C.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p>

The Ogre (snarkily): \u201cHow\u2019s your Manhattan?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Me: \u201cIt\u2019s delicious. I love Manhattans. What\u2019s wrong with a Manhattan?\u201d<\/p>\n

The Ogre: \u201cIt\u2019s just sort of an old person\u2019s drink.\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: \u201cNo way! Manhattans are the new hotness.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Ogre: \u201cYou\u2019re the new hotness, babe. The Manhattan is not.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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