{"id":371,"date":"2010-10-29T22:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-30T02:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2010\/10\/milestone\/"},"modified":"2015-01-11T17:05:16","modified_gmt":"2015-01-11T22:05:16","slug":"milestone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2010\/10\/milestone.html","title":{"rendered":"Milestone"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>I broke my big toe.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s sideways and it hurts and it\u2019s really swollen, and my children keep stepping on it and my husband keeps making fun of me. Mostly he\u2019s making fun of me because I won\u2019t stop talking about it, but the thing is, this is the first bone I\u2019ve ever broken in my entire body in my entire life. And it freaking hurts.<\/p>\n<p>We actually had to pause <i>The Breakfast Club <\/i>because I was so concerned about the toe that I wanted to do research on what to do with a broken toe. The Ogre keeps telling me to let him snap it back into place, but I don\u2019t feel comfortable with that. Mostly because it would hurt even worse. So the plan now is for me to go to the urgent care tomorrow and see if they can fix me. Because my toe is really freaky looking.<\/p>\n<p>I hope they give me crutches. I\u2019ve never had crutches before and I\u2019ve always wanted them. But then again, crutches on Halloween would suck.<\/p>\n<p>Have you guys ever broken toes? What do they do about it?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I broke my big toe. 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