{"id":3791,"date":"2014-10-20T15:59:09","date_gmt":"2014-10-20T19:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/?p=3791"},"modified":"2014-12-28T22:10:15","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T03:10:15","slug":"this-is-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2014\/10\/this-is-everything.html","title":{"rendered":"This is Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

It\u2019s not even Thanksgiving yet, but the Toast has already provided me with the #1 reason I\u2019m grateful for the internet this year. Seriously, THIS.<\/p>\n

I love you<\/strong> = we are both on the Internet, and we agree about something<\/p>\n

shut it all down<\/strong> = I\u2019m going to stay right here and not leave the Internet and keep reading this<\/p>\n

NSFW<\/strong> = this is a picture of food<\/p>\n

#tcot<\/strong> = I have not talked to an actual conservative since high school<\/p>\n

essential reading<\/strong> = you will have forgotten this by next week at the latest<\/p>\n

#FF<\/strong> = here is a list of people I am hoping will eventually notice and follow me back<\/p>\n

threw shade<\/strong> = I am a straight person who learned about the phrase \u201cthrew shade\u201d in the last eight months<\/p>\n

THIS<\/strong> = I have no insight to add<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t even\u00a0<\/b>= I am having, at most, one feeling<\/p>\n

huge, if true\u00a0<\/strong>= I have no interest in finding out if this is true<\/p>\n

Devastating\/raw\u00a0<\/strong>= I read three paragraphs of this before deciding it was too depressing to continue<\/p>\n

shots fired<\/strong> = I have never heard a gun go off in real life; here is a mildly provocative article about food<\/p>\n

(Read the rest here<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Please note that this post comes complete with a picture of Ruth Bader Ginsburg in college.<\/p>\n

I know. I can\u2019t even. I love you, the Toast<\/a>.<\/p>\n

(I don\u2019t love you as much as I love McSweeney\u2019s Internet Tendency<\/a>, though. #sorrynotsorry)<\/p>\n

(Also, this post should in no way be understood to mean that I will stop using and\/or loving internet slang anytime in the near future. I will not. Internet slang is my spirit animal.)<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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