$75!!!! <\/strong>I still cannot believe that. She and her husband also borrowed a truck to bring it out to us. It\u2019s an enormous La-Z-Boy sectional, with cushion covers that unzip and can be removed and washed (!!!!!!). It\u2019s in fantastic condition and I love it.<\/p>\nAnd you guys bought enough stuff from Amazon through my associates account to cover the cost of the couch, the gas and labor to move it, and the bottle of (cheap) champagne that the Ogre and I will be enjoying on it tonight while we wrap presents.<\/p>\n
Thank you, thank you, thank you, and Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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