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\n<\/a>Credit to Anne White for the phrase \u201cwhat the what?\u201d It\u2019s such a handy phrase when one finds oneself surrounded by big-eared offspring. Or when, you know, one doesn\u2019t want to curse in the blogosphere. Not that one curses in everyday life.<\/p>\n
Okaaay\u2026.in case you\u2019re wondering, no I\u2019m currently not particularly mentally stable. I\u2019ve spent the last 36 hours with a sick baby and two energetic older kids who really don\u2019t want to be at home. Also, I\u2019ve been having to give the sick baby breathing treatments every four hours, and since he mostly screams and flails during them, I\u2019m pretty sure most of that albuterol has been inhaled by me, leaving me both jittery and light-headed. That could be the coffee, though.<\/p>\n
All that stationary time has allowed me to be privy to this debate <\/a>in the Catholic blogosphere. If you want to understand the depth, breadth and insanity of the debate, though, you really need to start here<\/a>, at the ever-creepy CatholiCity. For those of you who don\u2019t come to my blog for my links but for my wit (cue soundtrack: crickets chirping), here\u2019s a summary.<\/p>\n The Catholic blogosphere (or at least the part of it that I read) has been abuzz this week over pants.<\/p>\n Pants.<\/p>\n This is not a joke. Apparently there are those among us who believe it is immoral to wear pants.<\/p>\n Pants.<\/p>\n I keep hoping if I repeat the word, somehow this will begin to make sense.<\/p>\n Pants.<\/p>\n Nope.<\/p>\n For the record, I love skirts. I think they\u2019re pretty and feminine. I, however, wear pants because I am awkward and clumsy, and skirts don\u2019t look that great with flip flops. And I only wear flip flops because they\u2019re freaking awesome. (Also, I\u2019m awkward and clumsy and I trip in anything besides flip flops and tennis shoes. And let\u2019s face it, tying those laces is a lot of work.)<\/p>\n Silly as this debate is, one of the commenters has nevertheless coined a most amazing phrase to sum it all up. I give you\u2026sola skirtura<\/span>.<\/p>\n Brilliant.<\/p>\n Anyway, this sad-but-true debate has brought to my mind some other bizarro rumors that I held to be true about Catholics before I went over to the dark side. I thought I would bring those up and debunk them, and if any of you reading this find flaws in my logic, reasoning, or basic facts, please tell me. I will be neither surprised nor offended. Promise.<\/p>\n But if you think wearing pants is immoral, I don\u2019t wanna hear from you.<\/p>\n Seriously?<\/p>\n Alright, I\u2019m over it. Here we go.<\/p>\n We can only confess our sins to a priest, who then forgives us. #6<\/p>\n We believe we can work our way to heaven.<\/p>\n Actually we Catholics believe that we can only be saved by the grace of God, which is enabled through Christ\u2019s sacrifice. But we do believe that, as God has given us the gift of free will, we must accept and cooperate with that grace. The seven sacraments (baptism, confirmation, the Eucharist, reconciliation, anointing of the sick, holy orders and matrimony) help us to accept the grace of God.<\/p>\n #5<\/p>\n We worship dead people. Well, yes, we do pray to the saints, but we don\u2019t worship the saints. There is a big difference. We believe that there is a communion of Christians, and that this communion does not end with death. Therefore, just as we would ask family or friends to pray for us, so too can we approach the saints and ask for their prayers.<\/p>\n #4<\/p>\n We believe the Pope is infallible.<\/p>\n Well, yes and no. We believe that the Pope can be infallible when he makes certain statements. We call these statements \u201cex cathedra\u201d, and we believe that they are made when the Holy Spirit preserves the Pope from even the possibility of error when he is making certain serious proclamations about faith or morals. This doesn\u2019t mean that the Pope is free from sin, or that everything he says is always true and correct. It also doesn\u2019t mean that the faithful must do everything he says (although since we consider him to be following in the footsteps of Peter as the head of Christ\u2019s church, it\u2019s probably a good idea.)<\/p>\n It also doesn\u2019t mean that we all have to wear red shoes, but I kinda wish it did. How cool would that be? I love red shoes.<\/p>\n #3<\/p>\n We worship Mary<\/p>\n No, we really don\u2019t. But we do love and venerate Mary. Here\u2019s why (from the Catechism): Here\u2019s what the Catechism has to say about devotion to the Blessed Virgin: #2<\/p>\n We are idolators.<\/p>\n (Not only do we worship statues, but our statues worship statues!)<\/p>\n No, really, we use statues and other religious art in much the same way we use pictures of friends and family; to remind us of them, to feel close to them, and in a sense, to honor them. For more elucidation on this subject, I point you to Patrick Madrid\u2019s excellent article<\/a> about this issue. And for my sola scriptura<\/span> friends, he gives Biblical grounds for the use of iconography. So there! (Just kidding. About the \u201cso there,\u201d not about the Biblical grounds.)<\/p>\n #1<\/p>\n We eat God.<\/p>\n No debunking here, guys. This one is true!<\/p>\n For those of you who believe that Catholics have no faith, I give you Exhibit A: we believe that when Christ said \u201cThis is my Body\u201d and \u201cThis is my Blood\u201d\u2026he really meant it. For the record, this belief hearkens back to none other than\u2026gasp!\u2026the Apostles themselves.<\/p>\n I cannot explain how this works. Even Aquinas didn\u2019t tackle transubstantiation. But I believe it, I have felt it, I have experienced it, and this alone has been the greatest affirmation to me that my conversion was true and right.<\/p>\n
\n7 Common Misconceptions about Catholic Belief#7\n
\nWrong! We confess our sins to God; the priest just acts as a spiritual intermediary, who prays for God\u2019s forgiveness along with the confessor after the confession is complete, and who then (through the power of Christ) grants the confessor absolution. Also, while confession is a necessary (and wonderful, I might add) sacrament, this does not mean that any confession must be heard by a priest in order for God to forgive our sins. Soldiers on the battlefield, those who die suddenly, etc, can all repent at the moment of death and (I believe) God will hear and forgive them. But I\u2019m not God, and I don\u2019t know how bad these people were, so if you\u2019re one of them, I make no promises!<\/p>\n
\n(St. Elizabeth Ann Seton, my patron saint. She\u2019s awesome!)<\/p>\n
\n\u201cBy her complete adherence to the Father\u2019s will, to his Son\u2019s redemptive work, and to every prompting of the Holy Spirit, the Virgin Mary is the Church\u2019s model of faith and charity\u2026for this reason she is a mother to us in the order of grace.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cThe Church\u2019s devotion to the Blessed Virgin is intrinsic to Christian worship. The Church rightly honors Mary with special devotion. From the most ancient times the Blessed Virgin has been honored with the title of \u2018Mother of God\u2019 to whose protection the faithful fly in all their dangers and needs\u2026this very special devotion\u2026differs essentially from the adoration which is given to the incarnate Word and equally to the Father and the Holy Spirit.\u201d<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_0NGs2aX56uk\/TJPQuOCMi7I\/AAAAAAAAAG8\/2jXuTjz9Ams\/s1600\/awesome.jpg\")
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