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It\u2019s been a while since I did an \u201cinappropriate comment of the day\u201d post, but today I just have to.<\/p>\n

We\u2019ve been cooped up for about a week, as I\u2019ve told you ad nauseum<\/em>, and today I was determined to get out of the house, get the kids to the park, and run various and sundry errands that I\u2019ve been putting off out of fear of melting in the rain. Luckily, we woke up and the sun was bright and sun-shiney, the clouds were fluffy and sparse, the sky was the most achingly beautiful shade of blue I\u2019ve ever seen, and there seemed to be no impediment to our ~~jailbreak <\/del>afternoon outing.<\/p>\n~~

I was in such a good mood that I actually showered, got dressed in something other than yoga pants and a tank top, put on make-up, and dried my hair, something I used to do daily but now accomplish perhaps twice a week. At best. Sienna even said, in a slightly awe-struck tone, \u201cwow, Mommy, you look so pretty<\/em> today!\u201d<\/p>\n

As I begun throwing the minions into their wee little clothes, I noticed that Charlotte\u2019s eyes were red and sunken-looking. Her croup had improved the day before but worsened again during the night, and she looked significantly worse for the wear. I started tugging her nightgown off and noticed that she smelled sick.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know how to explain the \u201csmelling sick\u201d phenomenon. My mom could always tell when we were sick (even sometimes before we started showing symptoms) by the way we smelled, and I can do the same with my kids. They just smell sort of..funky when they\u2019re sick. A little musty. Like slept-in sheets that need a good washing. I\u2019ve never met another mother who uses smell as a diagnostic tool, but I do. As soon as I noticed that smell I got the thermometer, even though she didn\u2019t feel warm to me. But she had a low fever, so the Ogre offered to stay home and dose her up with Tylenol while I took the other two to the park and to run errands.<\/p>\n

When we got to the park, one we had not visited before, there were two other mothers there with their middle-school-aged children. Sienna and Liam mostly stuck to swinging, sliding, and digging while the older kids were busy with the more sophisticated climbing\/balancing equipment (I say \u201csophisticated\u201d because I have no idea what any of it was, what its point or purpose was, or why it was built in the first place. It was like a playground from another planet. Aside from the swings and slides, there was not a single familiar element. It freaked me out a little). After about ten minutes I started to feel nauseous from the heat, so I waddled over to join the other mothers in the shade. They smiled politely and then one of them said, \u201cyour children are beautiful.\u201d I said thank you and decided not to return the compliment, since it\u2019s always a little weird when a stranger calls 12 year-old boys beautiful, and then the other mother said, \u201cI can\u2019t believe you\u2019re having another one so soon! You\u2019re going to have your hands full!\u201d I laughed and said, \u201cactually I\u2019ve already got my hands full. I have a 3-year-old at home too.\u201d As the women gaped and then feebly tried to hide their surprise, Sienna and Liam came and dragged me away to a different part of the playground. But as we were walking away, I heard one of them say under her breath, \u201cmaybe she should get a TV or something.\u201d<\/p>\n

So. That\u2019s not the first time I\u2019ve heard that. I\u2019ve heard it in the grocery store, from friends-of-friends, and even at the doctor\u2019s office once. But each time someone suggests that we buy a TV to prevent having more kids, I\u2019m baffled. I honestly can\u2019t ever remember being offended by that comment because I\u2019m so busy being confused and bewildered.<\/p>\n

Seriously, if these people honestly enjoy television more than sex, I think they might be doing it wrong. (The sex part, that is. It\u2019s hard to watch TV wrong, unless you\u2019re watching Grey\u2019s Anatomy.<\/em>) And this is coming from an admitted television-aholic! I love TV. I love TV in the morning and at night and at noon. I love TV on the weekends and holidays and Christmas and Thursdays. I love TV when I\u2019m pregnant and when I\u2019m post-partum, when I\u2019m depressed and when I\u2019m happy, when I\u2019m bored and when I\u2019m busily procrastinating. And yet even I <\/em>have been known to snap off the TV occasionally and make bedroom eyes at the Ogre. (Nota bene: This never <\/strong>happens during Doctor Who. Some things are sacred.)<\/em><\/p>\n

Go figure. Fifty years after the sexual revolution, apparently Catholics are the only ones doing it right.
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