{"id":5211,"date":"2015-12-18T15:34:38","date_gmt":"2015-12-18T20:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/?p=5211"},"modified":"2015-12-18T15:34:38","modified_gmt":"2015-12-18T20:34:38","slug":"conversations-with-the-ogre-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2015\/12\/conversations-with-the-ogre-13.html","title":{"rendered":"Conversations with the Ogre"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\"Conversational-Ogre\"<\/a><\/p>\n

The Ogre: \u201cWow, that thing is really\u2026impressive.\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: \u201cYou mean, my stomach?\u201d<\/p>\n

The Ogre: \u201cYeah. It\u2019s just enormous.\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: \u201cThis is the fifth time it\u2019s been this enormous. I would have thought you\u2019d be over the surprise.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Ogre: \u201cBut normally the rest of you gets bigger along with it, so it looks odd this time.\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: \u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

The Ogre: \u201cI mean, it looks like you\u2019ve got a medicine ball shoved underneath your skin.\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: \u201cI kind of do.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Ogre: \u201cYeah, but usually all<\/em> of you looks like the medicine ball.\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: \u201cMaybe you should stop talking now.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Ogre: \u201cWhat, isn\u2019t that a compliment?\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: \u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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