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Also, in between my numerous modeling engagements, my parents rented a house on Marco Island and treated us to a beach vacation before the Ogre took off to teach his summer course in Vegas. The vacation was divine, we\u2019re all properly sunburned and exhausted, the Ogre is safely ensconced in Sin City and my parents are going back to Texas today. Be back later for real bloggery!<\/p>\n
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