{"id":933,"date":"2012-11-02T13:31:27","date_gmt":"2012-11-02T17:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/?p=933"},"modified":"2017-03-09T17:09:03","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T22:09:03","slug":"quick-takes-the-whiney-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2012\/11\/quick-takes-the-whiney-edition.html","title":{"rendered":"Quick Takes, The Whiney Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u2019m so sorry for the radio silence. I have really good reasons for it. I\u2019m going to list them in numerical form and call it Quick Takes. Clever, right?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/7_quick_takes_sm1.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-934\" title=\"7_quick_takes_sm1\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/7_quick_takes_sm1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"195\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">#7<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We had house guests. My brother-in-law and his wife came for a visit with my two adorable nieces and we had a wonderful time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">#6<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Lincoln got baptized. That was the occasion for the visit, since they are Lincoln\u2019s godparents. The whole day after he was baptized he was so quiet and slept well and was basically a little angel, so his godmother and I had high hopes that he was only Angrypants McAngryface because he was a pagan. Alas, he awoke the next day in a reign of anger and rage that has increased exponentially since then. He seems to have taken a clue from Charlotte, who (when it was explained to her that she was baptized as a baby) began screaming, \u201cI don\u2019t want to be baptizen!\u201d and crying hysterically. I said, \u201cBut Charlotte, being baptized made you God\u2019s child.\u201d Charlotte screamed, \u201cBut I don\u2019t want to be God\u2019s!\u201d and then cried for an hour.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_935\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-935\" style=\"width: 538px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/IMG955234.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-935\" title=\"IMG955234\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/IMG955234.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"538\" height=\"717\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-935\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don\u2019t be fooled by that innocent expression. She doesn\u2019t want to be God\u2019s.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">#5<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I have a touch of PPD. Not too bad, not bad enough for medication, but bad enough that I feel blah and I don\u2019t want to blog or facebook or do anything except curl up into an unshowered mess in a comfortable chair and feel sorry for myself. Unfortunately I have four kids, and Angry Baby Lincoln refuses to let me feel sorry for myself for very long.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">#4<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Normally PPD involved me feeling sorry for myself for no reason whatsoever. This time I actually have a few legit reasons to feel sorry for myself, though. Lincoln seems to be a bad luck baby. Since he was born I have had a streak of bad luck to rival poor Sam\u2019s in \u201cBad Day at Black Rock\u201d. (That\u2019s a <em>Supernatural<\/em> reference, in case anyone besides <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/unequallyyoked\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Leah <\/a>reads this post.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Supernatural - Sam&#039;s Bad Luck\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iziwaYX3XFU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">#3<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">First, my teeth went to hell. I have \u201cpregnancy gingivitis\u201d and about $3000 worth of dental work to do. I have to split it up between this year and next, since my insurance only covers $1200 a year. It\u2019s lame, and my teeth hurt. Also, I fractured my hand on Halloween. Yay. I have an appointment on Monday with a hand specialist, who may or may not put me in a cast. And of course it\u2019s my right hand. I\u2019m going to beg for no cast unless it\u2019s absolutely necessary, because how am I going to type\/do dishes\/braid hair\/<em>live<\/em> with my right hand in a cast?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">#2<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh yeah, and the fractured hand is also one of the reasons I haven\u2019t been posting. My hand hurts, and it\u2019s swollen and purple, and it seriously is not fun to type. But I love you, so I\u2019m typing anyway. Please forgive all typos. Or take a hint from <a href=\"http:\/\/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com\/2010\/04\/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Allie Brosh <\/a>and feel sorry for me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/ALOT10.png\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-936\" title=\"ALOT10\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/ALOT10-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">#1<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/Tigana.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-937\" title=\"Tigana\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/Tigana.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"503\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But the #1 reason I haven\u2019t been posting is all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewinedarksea.com\/index.php\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Melanie<\/a>\u2018s fault. She sent me two books, which arrived after literally one of the worst days I\u2019ve ever had, and one of them, <em>Tigana, <\/em>is the best book I\u2019ve ever read. So good that I\u2019m reading it again. I love it. I love Melanie. She\u2019s the best. If anyone else wants to send me unsolicited but enormously appreciated reading material, I will love you too, and mention how much I love you on my blog. I promise.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But I probably won\u2019t love you as much as I love Melanie, because <em>Tigana<\/em> is seriously amazing. If anyone can top that book, I will be impressed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u2019ll try to be back soon with a happier blog post, but if people keep posting \u201cwhy I\u2019m grateful\u201d status updates for all of November on facebook I\u2019ll probably just be back with another whiney post about why that game irritates the living hell out of me. (Hint: it\u2019s for no good reason whatsoever. I guess I just don\u2019t like gratitude. That is totally unrelated to the PPD, though. That game irritated me last year too. So I guess the point it, I\u2019m grumpy even when I\u2019m not postpartum.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Go see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.conversiondiary.com\/2012\/11\/7-quick-takes-friday-vol-194.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Jen <\/a>for happier quick takes. On orders of Black Widow.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_939\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-939\" style=\"width: 461px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/2012-10-24-17.37.17.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-939\" title=\"2012-10-24 17.37.17\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/2012-10-24-17.37.17-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"614\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-939\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">No joke, she will kick your butt.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And Captain America and Wonder Woman.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/2012-10-24-17.34.26.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-940\" title=\"2012-10-24 17.34.26\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/2012-10-24-17.34.26-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"614\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/2012-10-24-17.35.23.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-941\" title=\"2012-10-24 17.35.23\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/11\/2012-10-24-17.35.23-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"614\"><\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m so sorry for the radio silence. 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