{"id":96,"date":"2012-02-07T17:37:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T17:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2012\/02\/3-12-time-outs-tuesday-2\/"},"modified":"2017-03-09T17:17:26","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T22:17:26","slug":"3-12-time-outs-tuesday-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2012\/02\/3-12-time-outs-tuesday-2.html","title":{"rendered":"3 1\/2 Time Outs Tuesday!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>
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I\u2019ve been meaning to do this for ages, since Larry D first invited me to, but I always forget.<\/p>\n

Not today. Today I remembered. This is pretty handy for those of us who don\u2019t\/didn\u2019t have much (read: any) time to blog today. Larry says that this is the \u201ctestosterone version of 7 Quick Takes\u201d and that I\u2019ll get my man card punched for joining, for which I cannot wait.<\/p>\n

And just for fun, and maybe to take the testosterone down an octave or twelve, I\u2019m numbering\u00a0 mine in French, mostly to see if I can remember how to count to three in French. Oh fine, I swear I won\u2019t check it on google. What you see is what is in my brain, or lack thereof. <\/p>\n

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Remember how I am a total hypochondriac? I have a dry, slightly darkened patch of skin (that\u2019s very tiny, even though it looms large in my imagination) on my ankle that developed in the last week. Since I am prone to eczema, I\u2019ve been putting cream on in, but just for kicks I googled it yesterday and the internet told me that I have venous stasis.<\/div>\n
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Then I googled venous stasis. Then I clicked on the images to compare.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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Oh holy hell, that was a major mistake. First of all, this is not venous stasis, because it\u2019s eczema, and second of all, I feel incredibly sorry for every person who has to suffer venous stasis.<\/div>\n
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But these pictures. Oh, vomit. Don\u2019t you google it! It would be the worst mistake you\u2019ve ever made. I\u2019m not kidding. I literally feel like I\u2019m going to puke. I might, actually. If anything I\u2019ve ever seen in my life has convinced me to get my butt back to running and away from sugar and excessive carbs for the foreseeable EVER, it was those pictures.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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Due (I know that can\u2019t be right)<\/b><\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/b>I\u2019m currently doing laundry in our kitchen sink because our washing machine is broken, has been broken since last week, and will be broken until next week when the appliance company light-years away in Naples finally \u201cgets out this way\u201d to fix it.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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This weekend I decided to do a large load in the bathtub. That was a mistake, since I didn\u2019t really manage to get them very clean. The clothes all still smell faintly musty and worn. But I insisted that we were going to wear them anyway since I put a lot of effort into that load of laundry and I wasn\u2019t about to wash it all again, in smaller loads, in the sink.<\/div>\n
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I\u2019m pretty much regretting that decision now as they were mostly my clothes. And I keep having to smell myself.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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Trois<\/b><\/div>\n
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We had tomato soup and sweet potato fries for dinner tonight. Kind of a nasty combination, maybe, but I needed to use up things in the pantry.<\/div>\n
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And Liam devoured it. I\u2019m so happy to have a child who will reject anything in favor of tomatoes and who will steal all the olives off my pizza. At last, a child after my own heart. <\/div>\n
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Trois pont Cinq (I have no clue how to say \u201cone-half\u201d)<\/b><\/div>\n
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I gave in and googled French numbers. I really ought to brush up on my lack of French. That\u2019s shameful.\u00a0 <\/b><\/div>\n
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Go read the other time-outs at Acts of the Apostasy<\/a>!<\/div>\n
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