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<\/a><\/p>\n*SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:*
\nWe will heel you
\nWe will save your sole
\nWe will even dye for you.<\/p>\n
*A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:*
\n\u201cBlind man driving.\u201d<\/p>\n
*Sign over a Gynecologist\u2019s Office:*
\n\u201cDr. Jones, at your cervix.\u201d<\/p>\n
*In a Podiatrist\u2019s office:*
\n\u201cTime wounds all heels.\u201d<\/p>\n
*On a Septic Tank Truck*:
\nYesterday\u2019s Meals on Wheels<\/p>\n
*At an Optometrist\u2019s Office*:
\n\u201cIf you don\u2019t see what you\u2019re looking for, you\u2019ve come to the right place.\u201d<\/p>\n
*On a Plumber\u2019s truck*:
\n\u201cWe repair what your husband fixed.\u201d<\/p>\n
*On another Plumber\u2019s truck*:
\n\u201cDon\u2019t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.\u201d<\/p>\n
*At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee *:
\n\u201cInvite us to your next blowout.\u201d<\/p>\n
*On an Electrician\u2019s truck*:
\n\u201cLet us remove your shorts.\u201d<\/p>\n
*In a Non-smoking Area:*
\n\u201cIf we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.\u201d<\/p>\n
*On a Maternity Room door*:
\n\u201cPush. Push. Push.\u201d<\/p>\n
*At a Car Dealership*:
\n\u201cThe best way to get back on your feet \u2013 miss a car payment.\u201d<\/p>\n
*Outside a Muffler Shop:*
\n\u201cNo appointment necessary. We hear you coming.\u201d<\/p>\n
*In a Veterinarian\u2019s waiting room*:
\n\u201cBe back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!\u201d<\/p>\n
*At the Electric Company:*
\n\u201cWe would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
\nHowever, if you don\u2019t, YOU will be de-lighted.\u201d<\/p>\n
*In a Restaurant window:*
\n\u201cDon\u2019t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.\u201d<\/p>\n
*In the front yard of a Funeral Home*:
\n\u201cDrive carefully. We\u2019ll wait.\u201d<\/p>\n
*At a Propane Filling Station:*
\n\u201cThank Heaven for little grills.\u201d<\/p>\n
*In a Chicago Radiator Shop:*
\n\u201cBest place in town to take a leak.\u201d<\/p>\n
*And the best one for last\u2026;*
\nSign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
\n\u201cCaution \u2013 This Truck is full of Political Promises\u201d<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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