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<\/a><\/p>\n1. What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?<\/p>\n
Laughing Stock<\/p>\n
2. What did one wall say to the other?<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll meet you at the corner.<\/p>\n
3. What do you call Santa\u2019s Helpers?<\/p>\n
Subordinate Clauses<\/p>\n
4.\u00a0 What do you get from an overindulgent Cow?<\/p>\n
Spoiled Milk<\/p>\n
5.\u00a0 Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?<\/p>\n
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