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<\/a><\/p>\nThis 1,0000 B.C. manuscript was found at Deir el-Medina, and lists numerous excuses for missing work, including: 1) bit by a scorpion; 2) embalming a brother;\u00a0 3) brewing beer; 4) burying a god; 5) working for a god;\u00a0 6) spending time with a god.<\/p>\n
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