North Korea: “We Found A Unicorn Lair!”

North Korea: “We Found A Unicorn Lair!” December 5, 2012

Praise Kim Jong-un! North Korea reports to have found a unicorn lair!

It must be true because they found a rock with the words “Unicorn Lair” carved on it.

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So, you see, the Bible is correct. There actually were unicorns.

“His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.”
Deuteronomy 33:17

“Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.”
Psalm 22:21

“But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.”
Psalm 92:10

And, just like the above mentioned rock, we know the Bible is true, because it says so.

Take that Micheal Shermer!

 

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