{"id":482,"date":"2008-12-04T01:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T01:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buildingcathedrals.com\/2008\/12\/04\/story-time-funny\/"},"modified":"2008-12-04T01:22:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T01:22:00","slug":"story-time-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/buildingcathedrals\/2008\/12\/story-time-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Story time funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><br>As we sat down to read stories tonight, 4 1\/2 year-old C made an awful face and said \u201cP-U Mommy, your breath really stinks!\u201d I laughed and said, \u201cOkay, C, I\u2019ll take care of it. I\u2019ll be right back.\u201d I headed to the kitchen and, after considering my options, decided on a brownie. I suppose that I could have chosen a carrot or an apple, but if the poor boy has to smell my breath all throughout story time, it\u2019s only fair that he would smell the best, right? I thought so, too \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we sat down to read stories tonight, 4 1\/2 year-old C made an awful face and said \u201cP-U Mommy, your breath really stinks!\u201d I laughed and said, \u201cOkay, C, I\u2019ll take care of it. I\u2019ll be right back.\u201d I headed to the kitchen and, after considering my options, decided on a brownie. 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