{"id":32740,"date":"2013-04-05T08:00:40","date_gmt":"2013-04-05T14:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/christandpopculture\/?p=32740"},"modified":"2013-04-04T23:52:23","modified_gmt":"2013-04-05T05:52:23","slug":"frequently-searched-questions-chick-fil-a-dissertation-topics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/christandpopculture\/2013\/04\/frequently-searched-questions-chick-fil-a-dissertation-topics\/","title":{"rendered":"Frequently Searched Questions: Chick-Fil-A Dissertation Topics"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn\u2019t find the answer they were looking for on our site.\u00a0FSQ<\/a>\u00a0is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.<\/em><\/p>\n

This week\u2019s theme is: Dissertation Dissipation<\/em><\/p>\n

Q 1.<\/strong> Example of a dissertation Chick-fil-A?<\/p>\n

Sure thing, boss. Here\u2019re a few straight off the dome:<\/p>\n

Between the Bun: Liminal Spaces and the Chick-fil-A Sandwich<\/p>\n

Chick-f[eel]-A[h]: Masculine Touch and\u00a0the Chick-fil-A \u201cBrand\u201d<\/p>\n

Economies of Violence in Shakespeare\u2019s Imaginary Plays and that Chick-fil-A Sauce<\/p>\n

A Poultry Hegemony: Quantitative Analysis of Chick-fil-A\u2019s Marketing Strategies<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Q 2.<\/strong> Can I use Facwbook since lent is oever?<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t think you understand lent. Maybe not keyboards, either.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Q 3.<\/strong>\u00a0Missing Easter Bunny who took our things?<\/p>\n

Worst. Easter. Ever. Lemme toss on the ol\u2019Deerstalker and see what I can deduce. Or is it induce? Whatever.<\/p>\n

One possibility is that you let in some dude in a bunny costume claiming to be the Easter Bunny and when he was supposed to be sleeping on your couch he made off with all your valuables. Never let a dude in a bunny costume in your house.<\/p>\n

Or this could be some strange new Easter tradition where the \u201cEaster Bunny\u201d visits kids during the night to make off with their toys cause they already have too much junk and don\u2019t keep their room clean anyhow. The Easter Bunny is the anti-Santa.<\/p>\n

In that Easter Basket this \u201cBunny\u201d has your VCR. Kiss your taped copies of Hogan\u2019s Heroes goodbye. Image: RBerteig via Flickr (CC BY 2.0)<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/blockquote>\n

Q 4.<\/strong> Pics of Christ bench pressing sin of world.<\/p>\n

Hard for me to express how stupid this question is, but Imma try.<\/p>\n

The camera was not invented until 1800 years after Christ\u2019s death. There\u2019s no way there are extant photographs of him benching the sins of the world. They would be \u201cicons,\u201d not \u201cpics.\u201d\u00a0The disciples weren\u2019t hanging out with Christ, taking pictures with their iPhones 1s and hashtagging the \u201cpics\u201d #ChristBenchesWorldsSin #Woah #Selflessie.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Q 5.<\/strong> My pastor told me I can\u2019t drink alcohol!<\/p>\n

Try harder!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Q 6.<\/strong> Why was Punch Out so racist?<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know what you are referring to. It\u2019s just a game. Stop making everything about race. Every time you don\u2019t like something you pull the race card.<\/p>\n

Maybe the Great Tiger from India actually does wear a turban when he fights.<\/p>\n

<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Q 7.<\/strong> Kung Fu Panda dissertation?<\/p>\n

Between the Chopsticks: Liminal Spaces and Scenes of Eating in\u00a0Kung Fu Panda<\/em><\/p>\n

K[r]un[k] Fu[ll] Panda: Masculine Touch and\u00a0the \u201cKrunk\u201d Dance Fad Among Pandas<\/p>\n

Economies of Violence in Shakespeare\u2019s Imaginary Plays and Kung Fu Panda<\/em><\/p>\n

A PIXAR Hegemony: Quantitative Analysis of How Lame Non-PIXAR CGI Movies are Using Kung Fu Panda\u00a0<\/em>as a Test Case<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Q 8.<\/strong> List of questions for game of Battle of the Sexes for Christians?<\/p>\n

For the Ladies to ask the guys: 1. Who was\u00a0really\u00a0<\/em>to blame for the Fall? 2. How are women saved? 3. How awesome is it to not have to work?<\/p>\n

For the Guys to ask the Ladies: 1. If a man had these crushed, he could not be a priest. What are they? 2. What qualifies as a \u201cman-fail\u201d? 3. How awesome is it to not have to work at home?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Q 9.<\/strong> Loved one creationist?<\/p>\n

Loved One Creationist: A YEC Harlequin Romance<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Picture Ken Ham on the cover, holding a lady. His shirt is partially torn. All around them rises a jungle of plastic plants, and off in the distance an Animatronic Dinosaur marches up the gangplank of the Ark, with its mate, which is profoundly symbolic of something or another.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Q 10.<\/strong> Is LeBron James Christian?<\/p>\n

Sure, if we\u2019re counting robots as \u201cChristians,\u201d cause that dude is playing some super-human basketball. He\u2019s either a \u2018bot or really good at basketball. If the latter, then he may be Christian. I don\u2019t know. Look up his Wikipedia page.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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