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A fascinating account of attempting to get the \u201cdastardly\u201d achievement in the popular video game, Red Dead Redemption:<\/p>\n

A few hours in and I found my gal. A woman cried plaintively near a stagecoach for help, a woman serving voluntarily as bait for what were essentially a turn of the century version of carjackers. She was attempting to lure my unsuspecting gunslinger into the crosshairs of a group of bandits hiding behind the coach. After dispatching them, I swooped in, hogtied the woman, and deposited her on the back of my horse, and I was off to find a convenient set of tracks.<\/p>\n

Having set her down, I waited for my achievement to unlock, which, of course, it didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

Then it dawned on me. I was going to need to wait for a train.<\/p>\n

I cut her loose. It wasn\u2019t funny anymore.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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