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January 08, 2016
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus Germs” Edition
Yes, Ladies and Gents. After an extended hiatus, I bring you the resurrection of the...
October 29, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “No Explanations” Edition
When I was a kid, I'd always ask "why?" about everything. Thankfully, church cured me...
October 22, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Darwin vs. Jesus” Edition
Darwin was pretty certain, what with the huge body of evidence behind him, he'd win...
September 20, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “I Heart Sex” Edition
God loves sex? With whom, pray tell! Or is this a...um...solo kinda gig? Not that...
August 17, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Communion Lite” Edition
I'm so glad there's a church out there willing to offer me un-transubstantiated communion. The...
August 03, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, ‘Pastor Judgment Day’ Edition
Little known fact: The church sign phenomenon was started by a traveling letter salesman by...
July 19, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Church + Porn = FAIL” Edition
Pastor, I promise I thought it was a "PAWN" store. I totally was just cashing...
July 06, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Race Car to Hell” Edition
Celebrating all things bumper sticker today, because nothing says "I'm following the path of Jesus"...
June 30, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Christian Tacos” Edition
I keep seeing signs for Kosher food and Halal food...thank goodness we're finally making food...
June 05, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Badass Jesus” Edition
Taking a departure from heinous church signs today to delve into the disturbingly rich landscape...
May 28, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Cow Gang” Edition
I once came up on a cow gang. They was like, "Yo, gimme all your...
May 18, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Clothing Optional” Edition
So I showed up naked to this church and got the weirdest looks. Hey, if...
May 06, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Longer Than Sex” edition
You know, it's bad enough trying to compete with the media's portrayal of beauty and...
April 20, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Anal Egg Hunt” Edition
This is what you get when the blog you follow is run by a guy...
April 07, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Fuzzy Math” Edition
So many people claim to be bad at math, which is why I always pay...
March 30, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Created Sex” Edition
On the third day, God created sex...which was good because Eve was all kinds of...
March 23, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Biblical Marriage” Edition
I was told to maintain a biblical marriage. Anybody know where I can get me...
March 10, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Size Matters” Edition
I was getting all self-conscious that my faith wasn't big enough, but then God reminded...
February 23, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “That’s What She Said” Edition
Ahh nothing tastes better than your own foot when it comes to church signs...
February 18, 2014
Church Sign Epic WINS, “Gosford Anglican” Edition
This church consistently hits them out of the park. Good for them.
February 09, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Clothes Fall Off” Edition
Knock knock. Who's there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila is awesome! Until it's not anymore.
February 03, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Lie, Lie Lie” Edition
You know what persuades me toward a particular way of thinking? Watching two groups with...
January 26, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Ugly Relatives” Edition
I walk into church and, all of a sudden, the Queer Eye guys jump out...
January 19, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Strip for Me” Edition
I once joined a "Pole Dancing for God" class, but he totally kept telling me...
January 12, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Smelly Sheep” Edition
Three benefits to being a sheep: no thinking, no bathing, and all the grass you...
January 05, 2014
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Mastur-abater” Edition
So I thought if you masturbate, you'd grow hair on your palms. Turns out your...
December 29, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Cheesy Glory” Edition
So I opened my hamburger bun yesterday and I saw Jesus' face, right there in...
December 17, 2013
Church Sign Epic…Wins???
I have never had any shortage of church sign fails, but since I'm in the...
December 01, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Grandpa Ape” Edition
In honor of World AIDS Day, we have a particularly gay array of signage today....
November 24, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Rapture Hatch” Edition
I lived my whole live trying to follow Jesus, but when the rapture came, I...
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