{"id":2025,"date":"2012-06-10T14:46:54","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T14:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/christianpiatt\/?p=2025"},"modified":"2012-06-10T14:46:54","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T14:46:54","slug":"church-sign-epic-fails-volume-seventeen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/christianpiatt\/2012\/06\/church-sign-epic-fails-volume-seventeen\/","title":{"rendered":"Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Seventeen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Today\u2019s church signs are available baked, boiled, fried or au gratin\u2026<\/p>\n

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Yes, a real church.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Nothing quite like being trapped and prayed for.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Location, location, location.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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A fail whether on purpose or by accident.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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No kidding!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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The latest failed attempt at cultural relevance, hip hop style.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Tell me they didn't think this one through.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Aweome. I may be stealing this one.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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I was enjoying some soft fabric, and the next thing I know, I'm in hell...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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