{"id":2060,"date":"2012-06-17T06:43:34","date_gmt":"2012-06-17T06:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/christianpiatt\/?p=2060"},"modified":"2012-07-30T02:31:19","modified_gmt":"2012-07-30T02:31:19","slug":"church-sign-epic-fails-volume-eighteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/christianpiatt\/2012\/06\/church-sign-epic-fails-volume-eighteen\/","title":{"rendered":"Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Eighteen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

You\u2019ve got to ask yourself: \u201cDo I feel lucky?\u201d Well, do ya, punk? Well, you should since it\u2019s Sunday, which means\u2026<\/p>\n

MORE CHURCH SIGN EPIC FAILS!<\/p>\n

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Clever, clever, but...no.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Wait, that was the eleventh commandment, right?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Marketing backfire approaching in three...two...one...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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So much wrong with this, I don't know where to begin.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Cultural relevance fail? I think so.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Yeah, I always find the King James version of the Bible to be super-user-friendly.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Cultural relevance fail, redux.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Oh. My. No.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Seventeen<\/a><\/p>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Sixteen<\/a><\/p>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails: Volume Fifteen<\/a><\/p>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Fourteen<\/a><\/p>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Thirteen<\/a><\/p>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Eleven<\/a><\/p>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Ten<\/a><\/p>\n

Cherch Sine Epuc Failz: Badd Spellurs Edishun<\/a><\/p>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Eight<\/a><\/p>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails: Easter Edition<\/a><\/p>\n

Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Six<\/a><\/p>\n

Church sign epic fails, part five<\/a><\/p>\n

Church sign epic fails, part four<\/a><\/p>\n

Church sign epic fails, part three<\/a><\/p>\n

More church sign epic fails<\/a><\/p>\n

Church sign epic fails<\/a>
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You\u2019ve got to ask yourself: \u201cDo I feel lucky?\u201d Well, do ya, punk? Well, you should since it\u2019s Sunday, which means\u2026 MORE CHURCH SIGN EPIC FAILS! Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Seventeen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Sixteen Church Sign Epic Fails: Volume Fifteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Fourteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":77,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,15,11,39,12,49,10],"tags":[1239,5910,1681,1204,1413,805,5909,5907],"class_list":["post-2060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christian-piatt","category-christianity","category-faith","category-faith-and-culture","category-humor","category-popular-culture","category-religion","tag-bad-church-signs","tag-christianity","tag-christioan-piatt","tag-church-sign","tag-church-sign-epic-fail","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-religion"],"yoast_head":"\nChurch Sign Epic Fails, Volume Eighteen<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"You've got to ask yourself: "Do I feel lucky?" 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