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But I\u2019m against gay sex. \u00a0For the record, I\u2019ve not heard the argument that the Second Amendment only guarantees \u00a0the right to bear arms, not bullets<\/a>. \u00a0It wouldn\u2019t surprise me. \u00a0Like most things in the world of immediate consumption, especially with the Internet, there is no filtering process for bad and dumb things. \u00a0So that someone would make such a ludicrous claim is not shocking. \u00a0Nor is it shocking, given the mentality of our age, that others who you would think should know better would hang their hopes on such a laughable idea.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"