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How do they manage to come in near last when it comes to surveys of those faithful who are knowledgeable of their own traditions<\/a>, to sustain divisions and divisiveness that would shame a baptist street corner, and do so with a cocksure assurance that Catholicism doesn\u2019t suffer from all the failings and flaws that other so called Christian traditions do? \u00a0How is it that the plain sense experience most people have when they meet average Catholics or even visit the blogosphere seems to contradict the notion that since Catholics have a real life breathing mageterium, papal authority, and the Bishops, that makes Catholicism safeguarded from such problems more than other traditions?<\/p>\n

Easy. \u00a0 Case study A<\/a>. \u00a0Apparently, at some point, Pope Francis said something that suggested spanking isn\u2019t the worst thing since the Holocaust. \u00a0That parents who do so aren\u2019t murderous abusers setting their children up to be the next mass murdering psycho killers. \u00a0This, of course, dismissing the fact that fewer parents than ever in the last 50 years spank their children, while violence among young people under the age of 21 has skyrocketed during the same period. \u00a0No doubt cosmic coincidence. <\/p>\n

For liberals \u2013 and it\u2019ts usually those who lean left who have such a righteous indignation about the practice \u2013 it\u2019s no big deal. \u00a0It\u2019s Francis. \u00a0He\u2019s Pope. \u00a0As long as he affirms the true gospel (liberalism), OK. \u00a0But otherwise, screw him. <\/p>\n

But for Catholics who are obedient, follow the Pope, listen to the teaching authority of the Church, we have a problem. \u00a0Enter the article in question. \u00a0It is, like so many articles about the Pope, one stacked with \u2018you thought it was said, but I tell you what was really said.\u2019 \u00a0Context, bad translations, the evil media (believable that), all are brought to light as reasons why we don\u2019t need to believe Pope Francis disagreed with me about something I really believe, but the really true interpretation when taken in proper context and understanding of what the Pope really meant to say happens to, out of dumb luck, validate everything I thought to begin with.<\/p>\n

Same thing happened a while ago<\/a>. when Pope Francis challenged the more libertarian\/liberal leaning Catholics by coming down on the idea of legalizing drugs. A problem? Not so for the creative Catholics! \u00a0They simply did what was done here with spanking, and what I\u2019ve noticed has become the cornerstone of modern apologetics in the Catholic Church, especially of the Internet variety: context, true interpretation, bad reporting, etc. \u00a0Everything that proves I\u2019m still awesome and the latest Pope happens to agree.<\/p>\n