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She might be\u00a0euthanized.\u00a0 \u00a0At least in cool and hip Belgium<\/a>. \u00a0Of course Belgium, like most secular European countries, is\u00a0enlightened\u00a0 \u00a0We know this because nobody in Belgium cares if you take drugs or have sex, and they stopped believing in that dumb religion stuff years ago. \u00a0So in case you\u2019re worried, we no longer live in an age where we will be burdened by the likes of Helen Kellers ever again. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"