{"id":2764,"date":"2012-02-11T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-11T18:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/daffeythoughts\/2012\/02\/chelsea-handler-invokes-her-inner-goebbels.html"},"modified":"2012-02-11T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-11T18:43:00","slug":"chelsea-handler-invokes-her-inner-goebbels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/daffeythoughts\/2012\/02\/chelsea-handler-invokes-her-inner-goebbels.html","title":{"rendered":"Chelsea Handler invokes her inner Goebbels"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

And goes to bat for the right to slaughter babies for the sake of narcissism and hedonism.\u00a0 Well done Ms. Handler.<\/a>\u00a0 I have counseled women who\u2019ve had abortions, and with no exception, they were at least somewhat bothered by what they did. But apparently, you aren\u2019t.\u00a0 Even some level of regret or appreciation for what you did would mean a lot.\u00a0 Something.\u00a0 But like most who indulge in the Great Lie, you see that lump of flesh as an inconvenient mass to be ditched so you can continue the \u2018I\u2019d abort six million babies for more sex and money\u2019 gospel of the modern Great Evil:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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An example of that mass of tissue that so many modern women just don\u2019t care about ditching<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

And apparently, in addition to the usual slop pile of smut and dirt you shovel on the way to the bank, you\u2019ve decided to take on the mantel of \u2018abortion advocate, third class.\u2019\u00a0 Fine. From now on, whenever I see this picture:<\/p>\n

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I will think of this:<\/p>\n

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Sorry, I know it sounds harsh.\u00a0 But as I watch this emerging lust for celebrating abortions beyond merely advocating the right to have them, I\u2019m reminded about the last time we decided humans were best defined was what was convenient for me to let live.\u00a0 \ufeff<\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And goes to bat for the right to slaughter babies for the sake of narcissism and hedonism.\u00a0 Well done Ms. Handler.\u00a0 I have counseled women who\u2019ve had abortions, and with no exception, they were at least somewhat bothered by what they did. But apparently, you aren\u2019t.\u00a0 Even some level of regret or appreciation for what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2805,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nChelsea Handler invokes her inner Goebbels<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"And goes to bat for the right to slaughter babies for the sake of narcissism and hedonism.  Well done Ms. Handler.  I have counseled women\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/daffeythoughts\/2012\/02\/chelsea-handler-invokes-her-inner-goebbels.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta 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