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I know I did.<\/a>\u00a0 An elitist school pushes exploiting our kids<\/strike> teaching our kids about sex to new lows.\u00a0 Naturally, the New York Times cheers it on.\u00a0 Of course, we know the misery, destruction, and death that has resulted from the grand sexual revolution.\u00a0 But hey, this is the adults speaking.\u00a0 The last thing we want is a bunch of kids rising up and being more mature, responsible, and productive than we were.\u00a0 We are, of course, the most useless, worthless, and embarrassingly lousy and inept generation in human history.\u00a0 How embarrassing to see our kids grow up better people\u00a0than us.\u00a0 So playing their hormones like a concert pianist, we lead them along, promising them a glorious, sexually fulfilled future. We know, of course, that most of them will end up emotionally shattered, psychologically drained, and that if they\u2019re lucky enough not to be the statistics that make up the tens of millions of AIDS, HIV, and other STD victims.\u00a0 But hey, it\u2019s a small price to pay for us adults to hide our worthlessness as a generation.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"