It\u2019s just China that could have<\/a> tunnels filled with nuclear warheads.\u00a0\u00a0No doubt the same as Iran and the former Soviet Union.\u00a0 Nothing to see here.\u00a0 Just a bunch of countries wanting to give peace a chance, and wishing America would finally come down off her perch and join the chorus of tranquility.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It\u2019s not like a bunch of students discovered secret tunnels filled with nuclear warheads in *gasp!* America.\u00a0 Then that would be something to worry about.\u00a0 After all, we all know our government, our military, our corporations, and\u00a0generally we Americans can\u2019t be trusted but to do the wrong thing.\u00a0 It\u2019s just China that could have tunnels […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2805,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n
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