America\u2019s only true Holy Day of Obligation<\/a>.\u00a0 Where a godman is worshipped and venerated.\u00a0 Not that silly old fable that everyone knows is a lie.\u00a0 And thank goodness we don\u2019t have to worry about the evils of America like we do at that unfortunately named Thanksgiving day, or those other patriotic anachronisms now best suited for barbecues and furniture sales.\u00a0 Nope, this time we\u2019re not just celebrating old dead men, but a god among insects.\u00a0 A day in which the true spirit of the day is called upon, the true meaning of the day is agreed upon, where our nation, our government, our society joins together as one and agrees upon the true meaning of Kingmass.\u00a0 Yep, thank goodness we\u2019re not like we used to be, back in the 70s when progressives laughed at silly old holidays that lifted people up as if they were some type of divine figure.\u00a0 All the type of thing silly, unsophisticated cultures do.\u00a0 Nope, this time we have it right, and the proper worship, veneration, celebration, and trappings are unanimously agreed upon \u2013 or else.\u00a0 <\/p>\nSo get your Kingtrees ready, roll out the holly, devote your lives to the True (TM) cause, \u00a0and let the true meaning of a holiday will be celebrated in the most pure, holy, and sacred manner in which it always has, or always ever will be.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
That\u2019s right kids, so better get that old moldy tree from whatever holiday that was out of the way so we can turn our attention to America\u2019s only true Holy Day of Obligation.\u00a0 Where a godman is worshipped and venerated.\u00a0 Not that silly old fable that everyone knows is a lie.\u00a0 And thank goodness we […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2805,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n
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