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If I threaten to smear dung on a picture of the Virgin Mary, or encase a crucifix in urine, <\/span>will someone offer me a car<\/span><\/a>? Or do more Christians have to actually become the brutal and heartless theocrats<\/span> people like Harris and Andrew Sullivan say they are? Maybe then we can start getting some loot for attacking the Christian Faith. Until then, it looks like it will have to be Korans and portraits of Mohamed if you want to bring Western Civilization to its knees in stark raving terror, and as a result rate a new car for your potential restraint.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"