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You\u2019ll find it<\/a>. \u00a0I\u2019m a firm believer that if you are determined to find something bad or offensive, you\u2019ll always succeed. \u00a0That opinion comes from all those years of being told to be wary of fundamentalists who play records backwards to in order to find anything and everything to be offended by. \u00a0For my part, I have no clue who is offended by this. \u00a0I\u2019m sure someone is. \u00a0Someone always is. \u00a0And this fellow seems to be a pro at stirring up outrage over all of the things he finds offensive. \u00a0I guess a little like those fundamentalists of old. \u00a0But then, fundamentalism does tend to cross party and ideological lines, not to mention generational ones.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"