{"id":18304,"date":"2015-02-28T23:54:01","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T06:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/?p=18304"},"modified":"2015-02-28T23:54:11","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T06:54:11","slug":"do-not-be-this-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/2015\/02\/do-not-be-this-guy.html","title":{"rendered":"Do not be this guy."},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_18305\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18305\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/186\/2015\/02\/800px-Valentines_heart.svg_.png\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-18305\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/186\/2015\/02\/800px-Valentines_heart.svg_-300x225.png\" alt=\"A Valentine's heart.  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But, if you\u2019re disposed to be a clod, you may require\u00a0many months of effort and therapy to overcome your problem.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, when the \u201cKiss Cam\u201d focuses on couples at the game, they\u2019re supposed to kiss each other. \u00a0But the tyranny of technology can interfere, as it did in one case here. \u00a0Watch to the end:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/video.php?v=789262101111019&amp;set=vb.119694911401078&amp;type=2&amp;theater\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/video.php?v=789262101111019&amp;set=vb.119694911401078&amp;type=2&amp;theater<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 Apparently, when the \u201cKiss Cam\u201d focuses on couples at the game, they\u2019re supposed to kiss each other. \u00a0But the tyranny of technology can interfere, as it did in one case here. \u00a0Watch to the end: \u00a0 https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/video.php?v=789262101111019&amp;set=vb.119694911401078&amp;type=2&amp;theater \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1019,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Do not be this guy.<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"&nbsp; 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