{"id":30325,"date":"2016-01-25T10:56:27","date_gmt":"2016-01-25T17:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/?p=30325"},"modified":"2016-01-25T10:56:27","modified_gmt":"2016-01-25T17:56:27","slug":"ten-little-monkeys-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/2016\/01\/ten-little-monkeys-parody.html","title":{"rendered":"“Ten Little Monkeys” Parody"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Has your little angel ever misbehaved? If so, shame on you! MY children never misbehaved. \u00a0Some experts contend that one way of guarding against such misbehavior might be\u00a0to refrain from injecting pre-teen children with heroin.
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I don\u2019t read Mommy blogs, Mormon or otherwise, but I\u2019ve heard enough about some of them, and about the sometimes rather odd thinking out there on and off blogs, that I really liked this:<\/p>\n

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http:\/\/www.kidspot.com.au\/parenting\/real-life\/humour\/ten-little-monkeys-as-told-by-every-mum-you-ever-met-on-the-internet<\/a><\/p>\n

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Incidentally, while I\u2019m not very sentimental and while I know that it takes no particular skill or character simply to be a biological mother (or, for that matter, a biological father), good<\/em> mothers rank at the top\u00a0among the very best people that I\u2019ve ever known and the best that I\u2019m capable of imagining.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0 \u00a0 I don\u2019t read Mommy blogs, Mormon or otherwise, but I\u2019ve heard enough about some of them, and about the sometimes rather odd thinking out there on and off blogs, that I really liked this: \u00a0 http:\/\/www.kidspot.com.au\/parenting\/real-life\/humour\/ten-little-monkeys-as-told-by-every-mum-you-ever-met-on-the-internet \u00a0 Incidentally, while I\u2019m not very sentimental and while I know that it takes no particular skill […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1019,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n"Ten Little Monkeys" Parody<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"    I don't read Mommy blogs, Mormon or otherwise, but I've heard enough about some of them, and about the sometimes rather 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