{"id":31450,"date":"2016-03-04T11:40:11","date_gmt":"2016-03-04T18:40:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/?p=31450"},"modified":"2016-03-04T11:40:11","modified_gmt":"2016-03-04T18:40:11","slug":"three-definitions-and-a-quotation-from-ambrose-bierce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/2016\/03\/three-definitions-and-a-quotation-from-ambrose-bierce.html","title":{"rendered":"Three definitions and a quotation from Ambrose Bierce"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31451\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31451\" style=\"width: 222px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/186\/2016\/03\/800px-Ambrose_Bierce_1892-10-07.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-31451\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-31451\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/186\/2016\/03\/800px-Ambrose_Bierce_1892-10-07-222x300.jpg\" alt=\"Mr. Ambrose Bierce\" width=\"222\" height=\"300\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31451\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ambrose Bierce in 1892<br>(Wikimedia Commons public domain<br>Click to enlarge.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Egotist<\/strong>, n. \u00a0A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lottery<\/strong>, n. \u00a0A tax on people who are bad at math.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bore<\/strong>, n. \u00a0A person who talks when you wish him to listen.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Posted from San Jose, California<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 Egotist, n. \u00a0A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. \u00a0 Lottery, n. \u00a0A tax on people who are bad at math. \u00a0 Bore, n. \u00a0A person who talks when you wish him to listen. \u00a0 In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1019,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Three definitions and a quotation from Ambrose Bierce<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"&nbsp; 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