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\u00a0 \u00a0 Unlike previous conventions, to which\u00a0I paid very close attention, I\u2019ve decided that it\u2019s appropriate to the 2016 Republican National Convention for me to follow it by means of\u00a0the brilliant reportage of Dave Barry. \u00a0 Here\u2019s an installment: \u00a0 http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/living\/liv-columns-blogs\/dave-barry\/article90278682.html \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1019,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n
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