{"id":40454,"date":"2017-03-11T11:59:25","date_gmt":"2017-03-11T18:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/?p=40454"},"modified":"2017-03-11T13:19:39","modified_gmt":"2017-03-11T20:19:39","slug":"how-to-get-offended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/2017\/03\/how-to-get-offended.html","title":{"rendered":"“How to Get Offended”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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A wonderful how-to video<\/a> that will teach you how you can\u00a0demonstrate your superior moral sensitivity to even the most stupidly inferior people around you and silence views that differ from your own:<\/p>\n
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<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It fits perfectly with my post from the other day,<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/My%20eagerness%20to%20be%20indignant%20demonstrates%20my%20virtue\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">\u201cMy eagerness to be indignant demonstrates my virtue\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>as well as with this item:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/article\/445611\/campus-email-white-girls-stop-wearing-hoop-earrings-cultural-appropriation\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">\u201cCampus-Wide E-mail Tells White Girls to Stop Wearing Hoop Earrings Because It\u2019s Cultural Appropriation\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Posted from Richmond, Virginia<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 A wonderful how-to video that will teach you how you 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