{"id":44236,"date":"2017-09-12T23:14:07","date_gmt":"2017-09-13T05:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/?p=44236"},"modified":"2017-09-12T23:24:51","modified_gmt":"2017-09-13T05:24:51","slug":"everyone-else-makes-lonely-heavens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/danpeterson\/2017\/09\/everyone-else-makes-lonely-heavens.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Everyone Else Makes Such Lonely Heavens&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_35484\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-35484\" style=\"width: 664px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/186\/2016\/07\/oakland-california-temple-golden-sunset-1021130-gallery.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-35484\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-35484\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/186\/2016\/07\/oakland-california-temple-golden-sunset-1021130-gallery.jpg\" alt=\"California's second temple\" width=\"664\" height=\"442\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-35484\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Oakland California Temple (LDS.org)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Two items for your already-bulging \u201cThe Church doesn\u2019t care about non-Mormons and it\u2019s a malign, harmful influence in the world\u201d file:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mormonnewsroom.org\/article\/faith-rebounding-refugee-status-elder-holland-windsor\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">\u201cFaith Key to Rebounding from Refugee Status, Apostle Says\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deseretnews.com\/article\/865688556\/While-Irma-raged-11000-Mormon-volunteers-worked-to-save-Texas-homes.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">\u201cWhile Irma raged, 11,000 Mormon volunteers worked to save Texas homes\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>As the late great Christopher Hitchens loved to point out, \u201creligion poisons <em>everything<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>***<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I came across an amusing item today. \u00a0Posting about a week ago, an apostate on a mostly atheist board lamented the fact that it would be really difficult to sue the <a href='https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/library\/mormonism' target='_blank'>Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints<\/a> for its (allegedly) fraudulent teachings.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Of course, he or she is right: \u00a0Few American courts, I imagine, are itching to get into the business of adjudicating religious claims and issuing theological judgments.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The complainant, though, didn\u2019t seem to recognize the constitutional problems that would be entailed by involving federal, state, or local judges in doctrinal and church-historical issues, or by seeking effectively to criminalize theological disagreements. \u00a0Instead, s\/he lamented the wealth and power of the Church, which would permit it to retain an entire team of lawyers for its defense who could issue \u201cendless injunctions,\u201d and the like.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So, looking for a more vulnerable target and some other way to \u201cstop\u201d the \u201cfraud,\u201d the poster suggested going after one of the Church\u2019s \u201crepresentatives.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And who might that representative be?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"highlight\">C\u2019est moi! C\u2019est moi, I\u2019m forced to admit. \u00a0\u2018Tis I, I humbly reply.<\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Yes, indeed, when contemplating legal action to destroy the fraud of Mormonism, this person thought of none other than \u201cDaniel C. Peterson.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I suppose that\u2019s flattering, in an odd sort of way.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>***<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Back in 2005, I was invited to write a little mini-essay for the Church\u2019s official website. \u00a0Here it is:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mormonnewsroom.org\/article\/everyone-else-makes-such-lonely-heavens\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">\u201cEveryone Else Makes Such Lonely Heavens\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I thought of it because of a complaint against the Church that I saw today, and that I\u2019ve come across several times over the past few years.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I find it exceedingly odd.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Roughly, it goes like this: \u00a0The <a href='https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/library\/mormonism' target='_blank'>Mormon Church<\/a> is to be condemned because it cruelly threatens people that their marriages and families will be broken up at death if they don\u2019t become Latter-day Saints, fork over at least ten percent of their incomes for the enriching of the Brethren, and get themselves sealed in a temple owned and operated by LD$ Inc.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The complaint seems to presume that every other church teaches and has always taught that families will be together forever <em>without<\/em> temple sealings, \u00a0and that it\u2019s a heartless Mormon innovation to come along and say that that\u2019s not true.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But traditional Christianity has <em>long<\/em> taught that marriage and family relationships will be terminated at the grave.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Read Dante\u2019s \u201cDivina Commedia,\u201d for example, to get a glimpse of historic Christian orthodoxy on this matter: \u00a0To the best of my recollection \u2014 and I\u2019ve read it several times, though not, now, for at least a couple of years \u2014 there isn\u2019t a single intact married couple or family group anywhere in that great, long compendium of medieval Catholic doctrine and commentary. \u00a0Not in the <em>Inferno<\/em>. \u00a0Not in the <em>Purgatorio<\/em>. \u00a0And not even in the <em>Paradiso<\/em>. \u00a0Nowhere. \u00a0Everybody in it, whether damned or saved or in between, is a lone individual.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a sampling of the relevant phrases from mainstream Christian wedding services:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cas long as you both shall live\u201d (Episcopal, Methodist)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cso long as you both shall live\u201d \u00a0(Unitarian)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cuntil we are parted by death\u201d \u00a0(Episcopal, Methodist)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cas long as we both shall live\u201d \u00a0(Presbyterian)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cso long as we both shall live\u201d \u00a0(Quaker)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cuntil death parts us\u201d \u00a0(Lutheran)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cas long as we live\u201d \u00a0(Lutheran)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cuntil death do us part\u201d \u00a0(Catholic, Eastern Orthodox)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201ctill death us do part\u201d \u00a0(Anglican [Book of Common Prayer])<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201call the days of my life\u201d \u00a0(Catholic)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And, needless to say, atheism doesn\u2019t exactly promise an eternal companionship for spouses and families, either.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>This weird objection, that, somehow, we Mormons have come along and threatened people with divorce in the next life unless they surrender to us, strikes me as rather like a situation in which someone is drowning in a swiftly moving river. \u00a0A huge waterfall looms. \u00a0A benevolent onlooker grabs a life preserver and throws it out to the drowning person, who shows no interest in it whatever. \u00a0The hopeful rescuer\u00a0reels it in and tosses it out again. \u00a0However, the drowning person, \u00a0rapidly moving toward the roaring cataract, ignores it a second time. \u00a0Increasingly worried, the would-be benefactor runs along the river bank, pulls the life preserver in a third time, and throws it out once more to the drowning person. \u00a0\u201cGrab it!\u201d he admonishes. \u00a0\u201cIf you don\u2019t take hold of it, you\u2019re going to die!\u201d \u00a0\u201cHow immoral of you!\u201d responds the soon-to-be-dead person in the river. \u00a0\u201cNow you\u2019re threatening me with death unless\u00a0I accept your precious little flotation device!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 Two items for your already-bulging \u201cThe Church doesn\u2019t care about non-Mormons and it\u2019s a malign, harmful influence in the world\u201d file: \u00a0 \u201cFaith Key to Rebounding from Refugee Status, Apostle Says\u201d \u00a0 \u201cWhile Irma raged, 11,000 Mormon volunteers worked to save Texas homes\u201d \u00a0 As the 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