{"id":22780,"date":"2013-05-03T09:08:19","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T13:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/deaconsbench\/?p=22780"},"modified":"2016-09-30T16:51:47","modified_gmt":"2016-09-30T20:51:47","slug":"that-awkward-moment-when-you-realize-everyone-else-got-the-friday-is-dress-like-a-swiss-guard-day-memo-and-you-didnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/deaconsbench\/2013\/05\/that-awkward-moment-when-you-realize-everyone-else-got-the-friday-is-dress-like-a-swiss-guard-day-memo-and-you-didnt\/","title":{"rendered":"That awkward moment when you realize everyone else got the &#8220;Friday Is Dress Like A Swiss Guard Day&#8221; memo and you didn&#8217;t&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/56\/2013\/05\/946459_603942866283988_1525069159_n.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-22781\" title=\"946459_603942866283988_1525069159_n\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/56\/2013\/05\/946459_603942866283988_1525069159_n-575x383.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From this morning\u2019s Mass. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.va\/en\/news\/pope-lukewarm-christians-hurt-the-church\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><strong>Details here<\/strong>.<\/a> A snip from the homily:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWhen the Church loses courage, the Church enters into a \u2018lukewarm\u2019 atmosphere. The lukewarm, lukewarm Christians, without courage \u2026 That hurts the Church so much, because this tepid atmosphere draws you inside, and problems arise among us; we no longer have the horizon, or courage to pray towards heaven, or the courage to proclaim the Gospel. We are lukewarm \u2026 We have the courage to get involved in our small things in our jealousies, our envy, our careerism, in selfishly going forward \u2026 In all these things, but this is not good for the Church: the Church must be courageous! We all have to be courageous in prayer, in challenging Jesus!\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From this morning\u2019s Mass. Details here. A snip from the homily: \u201cWhen the Church loses courage, the Church enters into a \u2018lukewarm\u2019 atmosphere. The lukewarm, lukewarm Christians, without courage \u2026 That hurts the Church so much, because this tepid atmosphere draws you inside, and problems arise among us; we no longer have the horizon, or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":132,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[1413],"class_list":["post-22780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pope","tag-pope-francis"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>That awkward moment when you realize everyone else got the &quot;Friday Is Dress Like A Swiss Guard Day&quot; memo and you didn&#039;t...<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"From this morning&#039;s Mass. Details here. 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