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Is a T-Rex who is eager to catch the bouquet.<\/p>\n

As a deacon reader noted: \u201cThis is another reason why we don\u2019t do garden weddings\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Get a load of this incredible wedding picture below, by the very imaginative J. Quinn Miller. Visit this link<\/a><\/strong> to read all about it and catch the funny annotations.<\/p>\n

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