{"id":29055,"date":"2014-01-13T11:46:38","date_gmt":"2014-01-13T16:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/deaconsbench\/?p=29055"},"modified":"2016-09-30T15:58:33","modified_gmt":"2016-09-30T19:58:33","slug":"what-can-you-do-when-your-church-service-starts-the-same-time-as-the-kickoff-for-the-big-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/deaconsbench\/2014\/01\/what-can-you-do-when-your-church-service-starts-the-same-time-as-the-kickoff-for-the-big-game\/","title":{"rendered":"What can you do when your church service starts the same time as the kickoff for the big game?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Well, now here\u2019s <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ftw.usatoday.com\/2014\/01\/a-pastor-gave-a-one-minute-sunday-sermon-so-he-could-watch-the-49ers-play\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">something different<\/a><\/strong>. \u00a0(H\/T to the great photog <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/3vphoto.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Greg Shemitz<\/a><\/strong>, who sent this my way.)<\/p>\n<p>As YouTube describes it:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The very abbreviated worship service created by Pastor Tim Christensen of Gold Hill Lutheran Church (Butte, Montana) for the 11 AM service taking place at the exact same time as kickoff for the 49ers \u2013 Panthers NFL playoff game.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"49er Fan Pastor Tim&#039;s 1-Minute Worship Service (Jan. 12, 2014)\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EbqVPt8zzWQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, now here\u2019s something different. \u00a0(H\/T to the great photog Greg Shemitz, who sent this my way.) 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