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If not, why not?<\/p>\n

Ladies and gentlemen: this is how it\u2019s done.<\/p>\n

Spare no one. Leave no drop behind. Attack the faithful with holiness!<\/p>\n

Douse the world with grace until it is shivering and saturated and sneezing.<\/p>\n

Then you are truly blessed.<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If not, why not? Ladies and gentlemen: this is how it\u2019s done. Spare no one. Leave no drop behind. Attack the faithful with holiness! Douse the world with grace until it is shivering and saturated and sneezing. Then you are truly blessed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":132,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amazing-video","category-eastern-christians"],"yoast_head":"\n<title>Was your sprinkling like this on Sunday?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"If not, why not? Ladies and gentlemen: this is how it's done. Spare no one. Leave no drop behind. Attack the faithful with holiness! 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