{"id":6596,"date":"2011-08-27T15:26:01","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T19:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/community\/deaconsbench\/?p=6596"},"modified":"2016-09-30T17:37:23","modified_gmt":"2016-09-30T21:37:23","slug":"looking-for-a-joke-for-this-sundays-homily","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/deaconsbench\/2011\/08\/looking-for-a-joke-for-this-sundays-homily\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking for a joke for this Sunday&#039;s homily?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>A reader from the U.K. left this comment on another post:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Anglican priest to his wife who\u2019d just spent a fortune on a dress \u2013 \u201dWhy did you spend so much, I\u2019ve told you that whenever you feel tempted  you should say \u201cGet behind me Satan\u201d \u201cI did\u201d said his wife. \u201cWhat  happened then?\u201d said the priest, \u201cHe told me it looked lovely from the  back.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A reader from the U.K. left this comment on another post: Anglican priest to his wife who\u2019d just spent a fortune on a dress \u2013 \u201dWhy did you spend so much, I\u2019ve told you that whenever you feel tempted you should say \u201cGet behind me Satan\u201d \u201cI did\u201d said his wife. \u201cWhat happened then?\u201d said 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