Some git named Rocky Twyman says that the economy would recover and everything would be perfect in America if President Obama would just emulated Tim Tebow and get on his knees and pray more often. Politico reports:
“The entire sports world has been amazed at Tim Tebow’s success in winning games in the last five minutes,” writes Twyman in a release the day after Tebow’s game-winning drive in the final minute against the New York Jets on Thursday. “He does not have the long arm of most NFL quarterbacks, but is a terrific runner. The answer is simple: Tebow GIVES GOD GLORY FOR HIS SUCCESS AND GOD IN TURN BLESSES HIM. Those of us who study the Bible recall the text that says God is a jealous God.”This is where Obama comes in.
“I and many of my prayer warriors firmly believe that the Obama administration would be able to solve the serious unemployment and economic problems facing this nation if he gave praise and glory to God publicly for the blessings that he has received as president,” Twyman said.
“We have never heard him PUBLICLY thank God for allowing him to become the first black United States president or for awarding him the Nobel Peace Prize after being in office for only 10 days. I dare President Obama to start publicly praising God at his upcoming campaign stops and State of the Union speech. Such acts will result in prosperity for a nation that is on the verge of a financial and spiritual collapse.”
Funny how God always seems to be on the winning side. Denver wins with Tebow because he prays a lot. But there are lots of Christians on the teams they’ve beaten too. He’s hardly the first one to pray after scoring a touchdown. But somehow God only gets credit for the wins, never the blame for the losses.