It appears that the Worldnutdaily is finally getting some competition in the vital “dumb, washed up celebrities saying really stupid shit about religion and politics” market. WND may have Pat Boone, Chuck Norris and Victoria Jackson, but Breitbart’s Big Hollywood site now features Kirk Cameron. And he’s promoting his inspiring new movie.
For the past year and a half, I’ve been making a film called “Monumental,” and I am thrilled to announce that it’s coming to theaters on March 27. We are creating a live, one-night national event in 500 theaters where audiences can experience a monumental moment together. Then we will release the film in theaters in select cities, while providing helpful new resources to families, churches, and schools who want to go further with what they’ve experienced in the film.
In the film I retrace the footsteps of our Founders from England to America in the hope of discovering our true “national treasure.” I wanted to listen to them, to learn from them. Our forefathers knew we were a forgetful people, that someday we would lose our way as a nation. So they left us “maps” that would guide us back to the source of America’s success. What I discovered is amazing! This is one of the most important journeys of my life. America is worth fighting for, and so are our families. We can still be a “city upon a hill,” but we need to work together. With God’s help, we can turn this thing around. It’s been said, “Footprints in history are not made sitting down,” and I couldn’t agree more. I hope that our children will mark this moment as the turning point when we stood up, came together, and reclaimed the true national treasure of America.
In the film, he reveals that the Founding Fathers all ate bananas, proving that they were right-wing Christians who hated Charles Darwin (before he was born) and that Jesus delivered the Constitution via winged chariot to George Washington while he took communion, with an American flag lapel pin on his jacket and Lee Greenwood singing Proud to Be an American behind him.