Laughing Wingnut Spews Bizarre Conspiracy Theories

Laughing Wingnut Spews Bizarre Conspiracy Theories May 25, 2018

Rodney Howard-Brown, professional Trump sycophant and Christian con artist, held a conference at his church for “ministers and leaders,” at which he informed them that the Bush family assassinated Kennedy and that the the world is controlled by Luciferians who commit human sacrifice and drink blood.

Howard-Browne, who laid hands upon and prayed over President Trump in the Oval Office last year, asserted that Trump has been obligated to withhold information about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy because otherwise “they would have to pick up George Bush senior in his wheelchair right now and stick him in Guantanamo prison because the Bush family is a crime cabal.”

Howard-Browne said that despite the fact that Republicans currently control all the levers of power in Washington, they still can’t get anything done “because the whole thing is controlled through the Luciferian structure of the globe.”

“At the highest level, the people that rule the planet worship Lucifer,” he said. “These people perform human sacrifices and drink blood.”

“I don’t care what you believe,” he added. “We’ve got all the documentation on it.”

Oh, of course you do. Then why don’t you ever show it? Wait, I know the answer to this one: Because you’re a liar and a demagogue spouting nonsense to people stupid and paranoid enough to buy it and to keep giving you money because of it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I feel some holy laughter coming on.

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