It’s always ridiculous when Republicans pretend that racism is only a Democratic thing because Lincoln was a Republican and the racists used to find a home in the Democratic party. Because on Planet Wingnuttia, all of history ended in 1964 and nothing has ever changed since then. That’s your cue, Bryan Fischer:

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Bryan Fischer once again proves his theocrat bona fides with a blog post declaring that the state can’t possibly be secular because God created it and intended it to be his “servant” and do his bidding. Why? Because the Bible says so. And the fact that the Bible is wrong about nearly everything is, of course, irrelevant.

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Our old pal Bryan Fischer took a call on his radio show from a woman who claimed that the flooding in Texas is a result of “witchcraft and sodomy” because only big cities like Austin and Houston are affected. Fischer, of course, agreed with her.

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One of the most amusing things for me over the last few months as the anti-gay bigots have begun to recognize that they’re likely to lose the marriage battle has been watching their hilarious William Wallace impersonations as they declare, ever more loudly, that they will never surrender or capitulate. Bryan Fischer, that’s your cue:

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Bryan Fischer said on his radio show on Friday that if the Supreme Court is not “slapped down” by states refusing to follow any ruling striking down state bans on same-sex marriage, there will be “chaos and civil unrest” that will lead to violence.

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I have to confess that I am so enjoying watching the Christian right absolutely lose their minds over the prospect of the Supreme Court striking down state laws banning interracial marriage. They’re just working themselves up in to a collective conniption and it’s so much fun to see. Bryan Fischer, entertain me for a minute:

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Bryan Fischer gives another loopy, dystopic warning that if same-sex marriage is legalized, Christianity will be criminalized and the Bible will be turned into Mein Kampf and banned as hate speech. Under those hate speech laws that do not exist, presumably.

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It’s always amusing to hear what the Christian right thinks caused “Noah’s flood” at any given time. Some have amusingly claimed that it was caused by gay marriage, without evidence of course. Now Bryan Fischer says it’s because they didn’t use the death penalty — on God’s orders, by the way.

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Bryan Fischer is furious that Gov. Mike Pence of Indiana has asked the state assembly to modify the Religious Freedom Restoration Act that was just passed to make clear that the law may not be used to excuse discrimination by businesses against gay people. Slavery, he cries. Slavery!

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Bryan Fischer took a call on his show from a woman named Cynthia, who wanted to rant quite incoherently about the high school student who recited the pledge of allegiance in Arabic (along with several others in other languages). The result was every bit as stupid as you would expect:

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Fox News host Megyn Kelly had Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on her show and criticized him for an absurd plan to ban Muslim immigration. Bryan Fischer joined one of his callers in attacking her and claiming that Satan has blinded her and fooled her into not supporting that plan.

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Bryan Fischer once again proves that he doesn’t see gay people as people at all, but only as sex acts (especially anal sex). On his radio show, he said that discrimination against gay people is really just discrimination against sexual acts, not against actual human beings.

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