2013-01-06T10:01:29-04:00

Bryan Fischer’s reaction to the legislation passed by Congress to avoid the “fiscal cliff” (I hope I never hear that phrase again) is hilariously hyperbolic. He declares it ugly, vicious, demonic and a violation of the tenth commandment. Funny stuff.

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2012-12-16T10:34:26-04:00

Bryan Fischer explains why God didn’t intervene to save the kids in the tragic shooting in Connecticut. Answer: He’s a gentleman and he doesn’t go where he’s not wanted. And since we “threw God out of schools,” he isn’t wanted there so he isn’t going there. Um. When did God ever show up anywhere to prevent a tragedy? Never, of course.

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2012-12-11T10:26:57-04:00

Bryan Fischer proves yet again that he isn’t just wrong, he’s utterly deranged. On his radio show he responded to a caller who called President Obama evil by explaining that “Barack the Destroyer” actually cheers when he sees people being laid off because he hates America and wants to destroy the country. Because he’s a Muslim Marxist, or something.

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2012-12-07T10:36:17-04:00

Noted constitutional scholar Bryan Fischer delivered one of his usual diatribes, claiming that the Second Amendment is all based on the teachings of Jesus. This must be right before Jesus delivered the King James version of the Constitution to George Washington at Mt. Sinai.

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2012-12-03T10:35:40-04:00

Bryan Fischer says he’s not going to refer to the war on Christmas anymore. Is he finding rationality? Of course not. He’s just decided that the non-existent war on Christmas is really a non-existent war on Christ. Works for me. Can’t Christ defend himself? He is all-powerful, after all.

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2012-11-27T08:58:20-04:00

I know it’s a difficult task to decide which young earth creationist argument is the dumbest, but I’ll nominate the argument repeated by Bryan Fischer and his guest from Answers in Genesis this week. The argument: There’s no way we can know the age of the earth, it can only be known by eyewitness testimony and only God was an eyewitness and he gave us the Bible, so that settles it.

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2012-11-21T12:27:39-04:00

Bryan Fischer joins millions wingnuts in believing that the terrorists who attacked the World Trade Center were “agents of God’s wrath.” And it worked, because we now sing “God Bless America” during the 7th inning stretch at baseball stadiums.

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2012-11-16T12:00:06-04:00

Bryan Fischer went on one of his usual idiotic and racist rants, this time aimed at immigrants. He says the real reason we vote Democratic is because they are all socialists — and that’s why we need to keep them out, so Republicans will win elections. Way to tar an entire race of people with no evidence whatsoever, Bryan.

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2012-11-06T08:55:28-04:00

In a blog post on the AFA website, Bryan Fischer displays the typical right-wing ignorance of how the constitution works. The post is about Lawrence v Texas, the case that overturned state anti-sodomy laws in 2003. There’s a lot of ignorance here, beginning with this:

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2012-10-26T09:03:34-04:00

Here’s an amusing video of Bryan Fischer declaring himself a prophet, while claiming he isn’t doing so, for warning America that we have to choose between the “homosexual agenda” and liberty.

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2012-10-18T13:27:17-04:00

Bryan Fischer gave another of his famous rants against the “spirit of feminism” in the church that has led Christians astray and made them think that women could actually have leadership positions in society. And it’s because Jesus said so, so you can take it up with him. So Michele Bachmann should resign immediately, right? Right?

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2012-09-18T09:04:45-04:00

Rush Limbaugh and Laura Ingraham are not the only ones who believe that the Republican Party will be destroyed if Mitt Romney loses to Obama in November. Bryan Fischer, who can always be counted on for serious, rational and well-considered opinions, thinks so too.

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