1.0Drishtikonehttps://www.patheos.com/blogs/drishtikoneDesh Kapoorhttps://www.patheos.com/blogs/drishtikone/author/drishtikone/rich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="pD44ppnNGN"><a href="https://www.patheos.com/blogs/drishtikone/2007/07/just-who-rajnikant-some-facts/">Just who is Rajnikant? Some Facts…</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.patheos.com/blogs/drishtikone/2007/07/just-who-rajnikant-some-facts/embed/#?secret=pD44ppnNGN" width="600" height="338" title="“Just who is Rajnikant? Some Facts…” — Drishtikone" data-secret="pD44ppnNGN" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script type="text/javascript"> /* <![CDATA[ */ /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); /* ]]> */ </script> Rajnikant is a phenomenon in India. Here are some hillariouos "facts" about Rajni (courtesy: innqubus; photo courtesy: Jerry; both first seen at Bachodi's ): * There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live. * Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant. * Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice. * When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. * Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. * Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. * Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. * Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. * Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. * Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. * Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV * There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue. * Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. * When Rajnikant has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. * Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. * Rajnikant can divide by zero.* Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick. * For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Rajnikant, each testicle is larger than the other one. * When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.* Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.* In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe. * Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e375/deshkapoor/rajni2.jpg