{"id":10712,"date":"2011-03-16T18:56:28","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T18:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/drishtikone\/2011\/03\/snake-killed-modern-day-putna\/"},"modified":"2011-03-16T18:56:28","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T18:56:28","slug":"snake-killed-modern-day-putna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/drishtikone\/2011\/03\/snake-killed-modern-day-putna\/","title":{"rendered":"Snake killed by a Modern-Day Putna"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>A story says that when Krishna was an infant, Kamsa \u2013 his Uncle \u2013 sent out a demoness (a lady who probably wasn\u2019t as pleasant as most were at that time) \u2013 to kill all the kids born in a certain time period.  <a href=\"https:\/\/wp.patheos.com.S3.amazonaws.com\/blogs\/sites\/356\/orit-fox.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp.patheos.com.S3.amazonaws.com\/blogs\/sites\/356\/orit-fox.jpg\" align=\"right\" width=\"350\" border=\"0\"><\/a>This was because Kamsa\u2019s nemesis \u2013 his sister\u2019s son \u2013 was said to have been born in a certain month.  So, this lady went out and applying poison on her breast, and changing her physical form (looking better) breast-fed all the infants in Vrindavan of a certain age and killed them.  When she came to Krishna and picked him up to kill him, Krishna sucked the life out of her.  And with that she was liberated.  <\/p>\n<p>Well, its tough to see how a lady could kill someone with her breasts full of poison.  A model has shown exactly how.  Orit Fox is a model \/ actress \u2013 with rather \u201cBig ones\u201d \u2013 which were obviously enhanced with large Silicones inside.  She was modeling in Israel and wrapped a Boa Constrictor around her.  In her tight red and white striped dress, she tried to get intimate with the snake \u2013 as was probably her wont with other wriggly creatures called Men.<\/p>\n<p>Kissing snakes seems to be fashionable amongst actresses who want to make it big but cannot.  If you remember Mallika Shehrawat kissed a snale \u2013 another Boa Constrictor.  Now, she happens to be from India, which is the country of snake charmers and Snake girls.  We were born to love them and they love us.  So, Mallika \u2013 playinig a snake woman in the movie anyways \u2013 successfully pulled it off!<a href=\"https:\/\/wp.patheos.com.S3.amazonaws.com\/blogs\/sites\/356\/Mallika.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp.patheos.com.S3.amazonaws.com\/blogs\/sites\/356\/Mallika.jpg\" align=\"left\" width=\"350\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When Fox (you need a better name if you want to play around with snakes, gurl!!) tried to do a Mallika \u2013 he wasn\u2019t happy.  If you look at her face, you know exactly why.  He was aghast and horrified.  For him, she was the Putna of the modern age.  So, he looked to harm her.  And, in his rage aimed for the biggest thing around \u2013 her enhanced breasts.  He sunk his teeth deep and ruptured her silicones.  Everyone came running and tried to get his away.  After some struggle they got the slithering pervert off her!  <\/p>\n<p>Well, she was rushed to the hospital and was let go after a tetanus shot.<\/p>\n<p>The Snake however, wasn\u2019t so lucky.  He died of Silicone poisoning.  Now, he wasn\u2019t a Krishna quite obviously!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story says that when Krishna was an infant, Kamsa &#8211; his Uncle &#8211; sent out a demoness (a lady who probably wasn&#8217;t as pleasant as most were at that time) &#8211; to kill all the kids born in a certain time p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1517,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humour"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Snake killed by a Modern-Day Putna<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A story says that when Krishna was an infant, Kamsa - his Uncle - sent out a demoness (a lady who probably wasn&#039;t as pleasant as most were at that time) - 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