{"id":3838,"date":"2007-02-12T22:45:54","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T22:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/drishtikone\/2007\/02\/quotes-day-some-cool-ones\/"},"modified":"2007-02-12T22:45:54","modified_gmt":"2007-02-12T22:45:54","slug":"quotes-day-some-cool-ones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/drishtikone\/2007\/02\/quotes-day-some-cool-ones\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes of the Day &#8211; some cool ones.."},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.<br><strong> \u2013 David Letterman<\/strong><br>The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.<br> <strong>\u2013 Ralph Waldo Emerson<\/strong><br>The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.<br> <strong>\u2013 Jilly Cooper<\/strong><br>Marriage is a great institution, but I\u2019m not ready for an institution yet.<br><strong> \u2013 Mae West<\/strong><br>I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.<br> <strong>\u2013 James Thurber<\/strong><br>I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father\u2019s religion, if they can find out what it is.<br><strong> \u2013 Charles Lamb<\/strong><br>It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.<br> \u2013 Isaac Asimov<br>Wisdom is what\u2019s left after we\u2019ve run out of personal opinions.<br> <strong>\u2013 Cullen Hightower<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"color:#008;text-align:right\">\n<\/p><\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone has a purpose in life. 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