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There are criminals and there are dumb ones.. but this guy would at the top of the heap!\u00a0 He went to a police station to report theft of his cell phone\u2026 what happened thereafter.. read on..<\/p>\n

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The man walked into a station to report that he had been held up at gunpoint by a gang who had stolen his mobile phone. But when the detective phoned the number of the phone reportedly stolen, it rang in the complainant\u2019s pocket.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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